I Will Teach You Fitness
Written by Lee
To the tune of I Will Be Your Witness, written by Tommy Shaw and Jack Blades
I woke up this morning
Wishing for a customer
Another slim-fast
And then you appeared
A crystal vision
Waddling through the rain
Squeezing through my door in pain
In the aerobics room
I turn on the radio
And the song that’s playing
Is one that you can work out to
When we were exersizing slowly
Beside the mirror wall
Your butt was reflected
I felt like you could lose it all
It was our mission
To make those pounds slip away
Gonna make you like you were before
I will teach you fitness
That much I can do
I just want to tell the world
How much weight you'll lose
I will teach you fitness
Don’t you know it’s true
I just want to testify
How much weight you can lose
Did you ever notice
Just what you shouldn't eat
That piece of another pizza
Makes your waist complete
I need your weight loss
I need your cellulite
Let me tell you how it’s going to be
I’ll be your trainer tonight
I’ll make everything all right
I will be your motivation
When your weight don't make sense
Baby you just wait and see
It’s a thin, thin world
Woke up this morning
Wishing for a carrot stick
Poured a veggie drink
And then you appeared
Such a great mission
To make those pounds slip away
You know your knees will thank you every night and day
Interpretation
An ode to personal trainers.
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