Homo Arigato, Doctor Frankfurter
Written by Arthur Levesque
To the tune of Mister Roboto, written by Dennis DeYoung
(Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter)
(Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter, what a homo you are)
(Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter, he lures them out of their car)
You're wondering what I am
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
A woman or a man
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
Dressed up in Bowie glam
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
I am Transsexual Man!
I've got a creature
I've been making
Up in my lab...
His heart is human
His brain is Eddie's
His thingy is fab
So if you see me acting horny,
Don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone
Who's uncircumsized
Can't believe my eyes
Just look at that size
I'm not a faggot
Or just a braggart
I like women too...
I'm causing trouble
For this young couple
And then I'll get you!
I'm not the hero!
I'm not a homo!
Forget what you've heard
I'm just a man who
Needed to go to
Second base then third
Just give me the word
Like Mags and her bird
I need bunghole
Give me you bungholes
I am Transsexual Man
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
Who has a wicked plan
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
I'll give them all a blow
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
Then have a whole floorshow!
Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter
Homo (homo) homo (homo)
Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter
Homo (homo) homo (homo)
Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter
Homo arigato, Doctor Frankfurter
Thank you very much-o, Doctor Frankfurter
For giving us blow jobs when we needed you
Thank you, thank you, I wanna thank you
[blah blah blah etc.]
"Frank-N-Furter, you see
Your lifestyle's too extreme
You are my prisoner
To Transylvania!"
The time has come at last
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
To face a laser blast
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
Now everyone can see
(penis penis, I've got a penis)
It's curtains now for me
I'm falling
falling
falling...
Interpretation
Rocky Horror Picture Show fans will recognize all the references to that cult movie's perverted and hysterical plot.
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