David Spade
Written by Zan
To the tune of Queen Of Spades, written by Tommy Shaw
Night after night, he'll tease me
Makes cheap little jokes on stage
He keeps his lips a flappin'
He thinks he is Jimmy Page
Groupies might find him "nifty"
His pants may be tight...but who cares?
I think it's great when I seeeeeee
his leather pants tear right THERE THERE THERE THERE THERE!
Look at the ladies all smilin' by his microphone
He's got great hair, and he thinks that he's bad to the bone
But I just have to laugh
I wish these girls would get a clue
and stop with all the drool
I know it may be cruel...
He looks just like David Spade
I know that this might make fans upset
Their looks are as close as they can get
They're almost a matching set.
Every night he'll tease me
and I don't find this fair!
It's hard for me, you know
It just makes me want to scream scream scream scream scream....
"Hahahahahahahahaha, hey dude..."
You look just like David Spade!
And I don't mind making fans upset!
You guys look just like a matching set!
Your looks are as close as they get!
Interpretation
This song makes fun of the uncanny similarity of Tommy Shaw to comedian/actor David Spade. The song is presented as if sung by Lawrence Gowan and includes references to the 1999 tour, including an infamous incident where Tommy's pants split open on stage.
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