Dog Collar Man
Written by Tommy Shaw
To the tune of Blue Collar Man, written by Tommy Shaw
Give me your whips, beat me with heavy chains...
Till I get a black eye.
I'm just a poor slob looking for a kinky time...
Let's give bondage a try.
Just hook up my leash, get down on all fours...
And I'll bark doggy style.
And pull my panties down around my knees...
I crack a vertical smile.
I'll take those long knives, wet bamboo rods...
Stick'n right in my "pee-hole."
It'd be alright if you rub me with Spam...
I want to be your Dog Collar Man.
Call me a nut, call me a masochist...
Make a despicable man.
But I like my leather , my cat-o-nine tails...
Let's raise some welts on my can.
I'll take those long knives, wet bamboo rods...
Stick'n right in my "pee-hole."
It'd be alright if you rub me with Spam...
I want to be your Dog Collar Man.
Keeping my wrists and my ankles tied...
Where happiness is only a beating away.
Studs and spikes making red marks on my horney rump...
I close my eyes as you pull out all of my hair.
I'll take those long knives, wet bamboo rods...
Stick'n right in my "pee-hole."
It'd be alright if you rub me with Spam...
I want to be your Dog Collar Man.
Interpretation
Tommy performed this song live on the air during a morning show appearance on WNOR in Norfolk, VA in March 1995. The song is obviously making fun of the sexual fetish known as bondage.
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